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Funny Love Quotes

The Best Funny Love Quotes

Love is a very beautiful thing that is bitter and sweet at the same time. Love can also be funny and strange at times. The following funny love quotes are just what you need to spice up your love life.

  • No one can put a price tag on love, if anyone could? They’d wait for it to go on sale.
  • I used to think that I am promiscuous but it turned out I was just so thorough.
  • Everyone loves and wants to get married, it is so nice to find that special man or rib, you want to annoy for the rest of your life till death do you apart.
  • You know I love you very much despite what you do, but really? Do you have to do much of what you do?
  • Love can tell you, your hair extensions are showing.
  • My pals tell me I have problems with intimacy, truth of the matter is that they don’t know me.
  • Honesty is the padlock to any relationship, if you can unlock it, you are in.
  • They say love is the answer; could anyone please rephrase the question?
  • Being the best husband is like being a stand-up comedian, you need a decade before you can call yourself a beginner.
  • The only birth control option I have now, is to leave the lights on.
  • Isn’t it obvious that if I were having a long term relationship, my family would have been the last species on earth I would introduce him to?
  • Love can be liken to a back ache; it does not show up on X-rays, but you just know its there.
  • I got married to a judge; I wish I asked for a jury.
  • If you can hold on to love for more than seven hundred days, then you’re in for something like marriage.
  • Marriage is a ministry and is really tough because there are feelings, kids, lawyers and courts involved.
  • There are three basic woman wants in the world, water food and plenty of compliments.
  • My imaginary small brother is straightly gay and my parents don’t effin care as long as he gets married to a doctor.
  • She is the queen of getting her hopes up while he is the king of the hot-porch signals in the series of games of hearts.
  • Hot guys will make you drool, cool and perfect guys will make you day dream, cute guys will make you go gaga but funny guys will definitely make you fall in the love pit.

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Funny Love Quotes

Funny Love Quotes

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Funny Love Quotes was last modified: February 14th, 2015 by admin